Little Man

My little man is just growing up so fast and I LOVE just talking with him ....dont kids just crack YOU up??? here are some of our recent conversations ....enjoy!


Michael: " mom..you are my favorite mom My has ever had"
Me: thank you? { under my breath} I'm pretty sure Im the only mom you've ever had"
michael: "nuh-uh, yesterday my had a giant robot mom"


Its 5am and I wake up & Im nose to nose with my little guy who is ready for a joke or 2.
Michael: " KNock Knock"
Me: what's wrong baby??? its 5am!!!
Michael: " mom, I said knock knock"
me: "um..OK? ..whose there??"
Michael: {laughing LOUDLY} "Its michael Geoffrey Smead....and My want some millllkkkkk!"
me: Groan......


I just gave michael a small package of fruit snacks ( which by the way...have no fruit...they should be called Sugar snacks but whatever) and this is what followed.
Michael: "thanks mom...can robot have one?" { can you tell he's into robots??}
Me: " um sure but why dont you finish yours first "
Michael: "oooookkkkay "
** I go to the restroom and then come back to see him standing on a chair with the package of fruit snacks*
Me: "what are you doing Mr.?"
Michael:" Robot made me get up here, but dont you worry mom, I put him in time-out and my gonna eat his snack up...."


Lately this is how the beginning of his stories start:
"when I was a Robot....."
"When I was at my parents house ....."
"Yesterday when I was really little...."
" NO, my name is Giant Michael Geoffrey Smead..."
"Hey, you wanna sword fight?"
"Hey , you wanna wrestle?"
" Hey mom look at my muscles...."
" Man my Big toe is so strong..."
"Mary had a little LAMP...Little LAMP..."